This post is dedicated to Birthday Bear, the cerial killer.
Two nights ago a friend and i brought up how she took her stuffed animal Birthday Bear everywhere, since we were gone for 3 days she decided it was an accomplishment that she hadn't taken this bear with her. Somehow the topic of cerial killers came up and we decided that this bear could be one of them because of his glass beady eyes. Since we were on tons of sugar and it was late we made up a profile for birthday bear.
Birthday Bear is a cerial killer with beady glass eyes, he wears a scarf with cheese prints on it and does karate in his free time making noises like "pheaooo" "kachooww"
He drives around an ice cream truck, instead of the regular music, the truck plays a song called "everything is better with cheese and a machette" Once little kids are tricked by the so called "ice cream truck" and come up to the window, birthday bear grabs them and pulls them through the window and slices them with a machette.
Never ever ever put Jenni and Shannon in the same bed after Jenni has had Dr. Pepper. Ever.
In case you are wondering why there is so much cheese involved in this its because everyhting is better with cheese. <3
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